Life time thought : "The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter.
So forgive the one who hurt you.
They will realize ur worth one day"..!!
Saturday, 30 June 2012
A True Advice Message
Life time thought : "The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter.
So forgive the one who hurt you.
They will realize ur worth one day"..!!
Nice advice quotes
If you would be interesting, be interested,
If you would be pleased, be pleasing,
If you would be helped, be helpful.
If you would be loved, be lovable
Advice sms message for friends
Support a friend whenever he commits a mistake.. But remember that you support only the friend and not his MISTAKE!!
Friday, 29 June 2012
Golden Rules - Advice sms
3 GOlden rules from swami vivekaanda:
"Who is helping you, Dont forget them, Who is loving U,
Dont hate them, Who s believing you. dont cheat them...
A Nice Advice Sms
Accept Every Victory With A Humble Heart
And
Every Defeat With A Gracious Mind
Is The Best Way To Live In This World
"Win Or Loss" Life Has To Go On
A cool advice sms about heart and tongue
Feel the depth of the sentence-
"God does not like the hardness of Tongue and Heart,
that's why he made them boneless"
A true advice message
The biggest advantage in speaking truth is that you never need to remember what you said earlier...!
Thursday, 28 June 2012
Topup and lifetime - funny and naughty sms
Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha "kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?"
Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.
Girl cycling
Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.
Lady in bus
Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?
Ladki or salwar
Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!
Best Of Luck.
Dad how was I born
Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit "Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....
A funny dirty adult sms
Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola-
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
"
"
Girl panti utarkar boli-
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.
A dirty Sms Joke
Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..
Uski baap : ye kiska hain?
Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha..
pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!
Wednesday, 27 June 2012
Banta and Lady Teacher
LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS.
A girl to doctor - non veg sms
A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do.
Doctor asked: why?
Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.
A funny adult sms
Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain
Tuesday, 26 June 2012
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hain
Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?
A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe,
HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.
Why girls wear tight fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable
Sand saal mein 300 bar sex karta hain
Tum iska adha bhi nahi krte.
Pati : ye kaha likha ha ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath krta hai
Monday, 25 June 2012
Prostitution is best business
Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
A man married a lady traffic police
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
Calories burnt by sex
Calories burnt by sex:
Lying down: 90cal
Stnding up: 492cal
Dog style: 326cal
2nd round: 824cal
Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.
Sunday, 24 June 2012
Man and deaf girl
Man marries deaf Girl-
He writes-We must fix a Code: If I want SEX I'll press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!
Man and a lady in lift-funny and adult sms
In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady's breast.
man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.
Saturday, 23 June 2012
Coversation between - Condom and whisper
Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week
Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I'll loose my business for 9 months.....
Oscar nominated films
Oscar nomination 4 blue films r :
1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti,
2 : hasina k dudu me pasina,
3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me,
4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwali
A funny dirty adult sms
Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,
aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,
maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi
Thursday, 21 June 2012
A funny jokes about lady and dentist
Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai,
Dard to kam hota hai..
Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai,
fir main chair usi hisab se set karu
A funny adult sms
biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
one girl felt shy and looked down.
sardar boy shouted - mam she is copying.
A Funny Adult Sms
Aids awareness slogan:
Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool... ;-)
Wednesday, 20 June 2012
A non veg sms about Kiss
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
Sex is game.Love is a gamble
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Sex is game.KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..
Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand
Monday, 18 June 2012
Funny sms jokes
Bahre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
Funny messages
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'ok come and note the number' :)
Funny sms jokes
Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Saturday, 16 June 2012
Funny sms jokes
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
Funny sms jokes
What happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Funny messages
If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work
Friday, 15 June 2012
A true message about worries
Worries r lyk a bird,
let them fly over u
But do not give them a chance 2 build a nest on ur head..
A nice and wise message
If someone hurts you, don't mind because its the law of nature
that tree that bears the sweetest fruit,
gets the maximum number of stones
A wise sms about time
'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost.
So when someone spends it for u,
it defines the depth of care they have for U...
Tuesday, 12 June 2012
The best wise saying
Talk with yourself atleast once in a day...!!!
Otherwise you will miss your best friend in this world..!!
A poetry about happiness and pain
No one needs pain,
But its not possible to get a rainbow...
Without a little rain" :-)
Sunday, 10 June 2012
A true word about people
You make them Something.....
&
When
"
Something.....
They feel that you are Nothing.....
A wise saying about mistakes in life
Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes..... !!!
Because Nobody Slips down by Hills.....!!!
But just Slips by Little Stones...!!!
Saturday, 9 June 2012
A wise message about life
Silence is the fence around wisdom!!
If your foot slips,
You can always regain your balance..
But if your tongue slips,
You can never recall the words...
A wise saying about human tongue
The Truth about Human Tongue:-
It Takes 3 yrs to Learn how to use it.
But,
It takes Lifetime
to Learn
When & where
to use it..!
Have a Nice Day.!
Trusting god make the climb easier
Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it'll make the climb easier.
Hope u'll be able to climb all ur mountains today & everyday.
Hope u'll be able to climb all ur mountains today & everyday.
A wise sms
Commitment doesn't mean sticking to a person
when you don't have any option,
it means keeping a relation with someone
even though you ve lots of options.
A true and wise saying
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Thursday, 7 June 2012
A wise saying about heart and nature
A good heart and a good nature are two different issues,
A good heart can win many relationships,
But a good nature can win many good hearts.
A wise sms saying
Silence and smile are two powerful tools,
smile is the way to solve many problems and
silence is the way to avoid many problems
Wise saying Sms
When u do anything new, at 1st people laugh at u,
then they challenge u, then they watch u succeed &
then the wish they were u.
Wednesday, 6 June 2012
Love and Affection
sometimes it becoms reason 2 live life..
sometimes it becoms reason 2 leave life..
Monday, 4 June 2012
love makes life beautiful - a love saying
Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love.. Makes Life Beautiful
I am feeling so happy - love sms
I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cause i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.
Do u know how?
coz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
Sunday, 3 June 2012
Why do I love you as much as I do
As I lie awake in my bed.
All sorts of thought run through my head,
Like why do I love you as much as I do.
Then I realise its because u r u!
I love your eyes
I love your eyes,
I love your smile,
I cherish your ways,
I adore your style
What can I say?
You are 1 of a kind & 24/7
Friday, 1 June 2012
Thought of you today, that’s not new
Thought of you today, That's not new,
Thought of you yesterday + the day before too,
I will think of you tomorrow & my whole life through,
& I will think of you forever because I think the world of you.
Let him/her understand your silence
Speak less to people whom u love most..
Because if they cant understand ur silence..
They can never understand your words..
