Boy; I love you

Boy; I love you
Tum dunya ki sab se khobsort larki ho

Girl;  Acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy;  Mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;  Agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery dost
Boy; chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl; Lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

6 answers given by a GIRL wen she is proposed:

6 answers given by a GIRL wen she is proposed:
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1.No
2.Give some time
3.I have always seen u as my frnd
4.I already have a bf
5.V shud concentrate on studies
6.dis is jus infactuation
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If a BOY is proposed:
1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4.yes
5.yes
6.yes

Boy: Tm Larkiyain Khubsoorat Q Hoti Ho?

Boy: Tm Larkiyain Khubsoorat Q Hoti Ho?

Girl: Q K ALLAH Ne Hme Apny Hath Se Bnaya Hai,

Boy: Bol TO Aisy Rhi Ho Jse Hm Net Se Download Hoty Hen.

Girl apne Boyfriend se:

Girl apne Boyfriend se:
Main Maa Ban ne wali hoon.
Boy: nahi..
Girl: Oye Pagal…
Tere Baap ne Mujhe Propose kiya hai..
Main teri maa ban ne wali hoon! 

Tip of the day?

Tip of the day?

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhari Girl friend ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai.

Hamesha socho

usay kisny bheja hoga ..

Thts realty:-(

Guy – Can I confess something?

Guy – Can I confess something?
Girl – Sure!
Guy – You’ve the prettiest smile I’ve ever seen ? ..
Girl – Can I confess something as well?
Guy – Yeah.
Girl – This smile only exists because of you ♥ 

Three things that I love,

Three things that I love,
The sun, the moon and you!
The sun during the day,
The moon during the night
and you forever and ever!

Strange But True:

Strange But True:

Wen a boy tak care of a girl
Girl thinks its luv bt its frndshp.
Wen a girl tak care of a boy,
Boy think its frndshp bt its Luv..:->:->

What Will a Guy Sing After

What Will a Guy Sing After
He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl?

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Agar Tum Mil Jao
Kamana Chorh Denge Hum.

Boy : I Love Your Eyes.

Boy : I Love Your Eyes.

Girl : Know What Makes Them
Prettier . . . ?

…Boy : What . . . ?

Girl : Your Reflection. .

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi

O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me!

Tabhi 1 ladka utha or lardi ko chu lia or

Bola himmat hy to aage Gaa k dikha!!’

adki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho

Ladki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.

Ladka (sharmate huye): Kuch bhi ho main shaadi tumse he karunga,
Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.

Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.

Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …
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Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …
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Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …
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Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
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Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” !! 

Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose,

Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose, which dies in a day. But don’t love me, who dies for you everyday? Girl Replied: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 


Oye hoye … Dialogue!!

Girl: How much do u love me?

Girl: How much do u love me?
Boy: Look up at the sky.

Girl: Don’t change the subject!
Boy: Just do it!

Girl: Alright! What am I looking at?
Boy: Count how many stars there are.

Girl: Impossible.
Boy: So is explaining how much I love you 

Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte Han..

Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte Han..
"Aye dost"

Ye Or Bat He Tuje Ahsas na Kal Tha Na Aaj Hai..

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey

Gehri Soch Mein Baithe

Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha…
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Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le………….
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.

Dil mera har lamha jise paane ki dua karta hai,

Dil mera har lamha jise paane ki dua karta hai,

Misl-e- Khushbu meri saanson main basa karta hai,

Us ke lehjay se gulaabon ki mehek aati hai,

Baat karta hai to waqt ruka karta hai,

sochta hoon ke ik baar bewafaai karon uss se...

Main bhi to dekhoon ke woh kesi wafa karta ha. 

Baba ji k meley main

Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh baat kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf

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1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nahi Hota!

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nahi Hota!
Magar Phir Bhi 1 Rupia 1 Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bhi 1 Lakh Nahi Rehta!


Aap Lakhon Main Wohi 1 Rupia Ho! :)

Samajh i?

CHILLAR K MOONH WALE!

An Idea Can Change Your Life

An Idea Can Change Your Life

But,

A Woman can change your IDEA..

So,

Always change

Women to change IDEAS

WHAT AN IDEA.

SIR Gee

Sardar: Will you marry me?

Sardar: Will you marry me?

Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.

Sardar: What’s a lesbian?

Girl: I like to sleep with girls.

Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian 

Buy a scooty,

Buy a scooty,

pick a beauty,

drink a frooty,

take her to ooty,

remove her nighty,

do ur duty,

after 9 month get a cuty.

A lady broke a signal and

A lady broke a signal and

was presented in front of the judge.

Lady: Your honor please let me go

I am a school teacher,

I am getting late for my class.

Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO. 

Yeh Angraiz bh na Alif Bay

Yeh Angraiz bh na Alif Bay Pay ko A to Z kehtay hain,

Hum in ko PAGAL aur yeh Humko MAD kehtay hain,

Jeeti Jaagti Ammi ko MUMMY kehtay hain

or Zinda Baap ko DEAD kehtay hain.

My ATTITUDE in exams

My ATTITUDE in exams.
They give me questi0ns Which i don’t know.So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.:-)
Tit for tat…:-P

An idea can change ur life

Reporter to abhishek bachpan : sir how ashwaria gets pragnant??

Abhishek :no idea

Reporter :get idea

An idea can change ur life 

But always Remember that My prayers Will Never b Less for You.

Even If We have Less Talks Less Hello

Less Stories Less Greetings 

But always Remember that My prayers Will Never b Less for You. 

Wishes you a Bright, 

Happy and Prosperous New Year 2012 with God Bless!

W Ishing You Love And Light

Here Are My Wishes For You

H Ours Of Happy Times With Friends And Family
A Bundant Time For Relaxation
P Rosperity
P Lenty Of Love When You Need It The Most
Y Outhful Excitement At Lifes Simple Pleasures

N Ights Of Restful Slumber
E Verything You Need
W Ishing You Love And Light

Y Ears And Years Of Good Health
E Njoyment And Mirth
A Angels To Watch Over You
R Embrances Of A Happy Years!

Dil Tutne Ka Dard Kuch Isa Hme Sikha Jata Hai Jo Ise Jamajte H Wo Ouro K Liy

Jo Wafa K Badle Sirf Bewafai Pate Hai
Dard Ko Chupakar Jo Hasna Sikh Jate Hai
Dil Tutne Ka Dard Kuch Isa Hme Sikha Jata Hai
Jo Ise Jamajte H Wo Ouro K Liye Ek Misal Ban Jate Hai

sahil se to chale the sath me hamsafar banker

ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion me kahin

taajjub hai maut par uski koi roya tak nahin,

sahil se to chale the sath me hamsafar banker

sagar ne duboyahum hiko unhe to bhigoya tak nahin,

ankhon me zinda khuwab thay ya khuwab me zinda ankhen,

tutne k bad hi jana ki unhone to sanjoya tak nahin,

nadani me jinki khatir sab lutane nikle the hum

dekho humare na rehne per bhi unka kuch khoya tak nahin

wrapped with sincerity,

Hello,

wake up,

Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING

wrapped with sincerity,

tied with care

and

sealed with a prayer

to keep u safe

and

happy all day long!

Take Care!

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?

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DOOR SE...............;)

Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tumhai

Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza,



Tum logon sy khud kehtay phiro gay mujay chaho us ki Trah.....

Uske hothon pe khamosh si harkat thi

Uski maasoom nigahein jaise meri nazron se mili
Uske hothon pe khamosh si harkat thi

AAB-E-DEEDAH se meri bebasi yun byaan hui
Zamaane ke shor mein yun aakhri mulaqaat anjaam hui.

Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai Hoon Bebas Ye Batane ke Liye Mat Aana

Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana

Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain
Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain
Ye Hanseen Shamen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana

Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai
Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai
Hoon Bebas Ye Batane ke Liye Mat Aana

Mujhse Milne ki Agar Tumko Nahi Chahat koi
Tum Sirf Rasmen Nibhane ke Liye Mat Aana

Siya Kheema Lagati Hay

Tumhari Yaad Aati Hay

Andheri Raat Ko Jab Aasmaan Per

Tajaliyaan Hurf -e- Mohabbat Naqsh Karti Hain

Kese Nakaam Saaat Jab

Hamara DIL Shikasta Hoslay Ka Nouha Gaata Hay

Naii Hijrat Hamari Zindagi Ki

Taaza Majboriyon Kay Aangan Main

Siya Kheema Lagati Hay

Tumhari Yaad Aati Hay

Meri Zindagi Teri Bandagi

Meri Har Nazar Teri Muntazir

Teri Har Nazar Kisi Aur Ki


Meri Zindagi Teri Bandagi

Teri Zindagi Kisi Aur Ki


Kabhi Waqat Jo Mille Tujhe

Zara Aake Dekh Mere Hal Ko


Meri Har Ghadi Tere Liya

Teri Har Ghadi Kisi Aur Ki


Mujhe Sirf Teri Talab Thi

Par Jane Mujhe Tu Kyun Na Milla


Tu Usse Milla Mere Sanam

Jise Thi Talab Kisi Aur Ki

Akhash Ke Taron Main Khoya He Jahan Sara

Bharam Rakho Mohabbat Ka Wafa Ki “Shaan” Ban Jao
Kissi Pe “JAAN” De Do Ya Kissi Ki “Jaan” Ban Jao
Tumhare “Naam” Se Mujko Pukarain Ye “Jahan” Walay
Main Ban Jaon “Afsaana” Aur Tum “Unwaan” Ban Jao…
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Ye Shayari Likhna Unka Kam Nahi
Jo Dil Or Ankho Me Basa Karte Hain
Shayari To Wo Shaqs Likhte Hain
Jo Sharab Se Nahi Kalam Se Nasha Karte Hain…
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Akhash Ke Taron Main Khoya He Jahan Sara
Lagta He Pyaara Ek Ek Tara
In Taron Main Sabse Pyaara He Ek Sitara
Jo Is Waqat Padh Raha He SMS Hamara…
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Chehre Ki Hasi Se Har Gam Ko Chupao
Bahut Kuch Bolo Par Kuch Na Batao
Khud Na Rutho Kabhi Par Sabko Manao
Yahi Raaz Hai Zindgi Ka Bas Jeete Chale Jao…
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Yahan Logon Ke Andaz Badalte Rehte Hein
Yahan Din Tu Kia Rat Badalte Rehte Hein
Inn Husan Waloon Ka Kia Aatbar Karein
Yeh Tu Dolat Ki Khatir Yarr Badalte Rehte Hein

Aaj Har Baat Pey Hansty Hue daikha Usko…

Waqt Hai Jhonka Hawa Ka Aur Hum Peeley Pattay
Kon Jaane Agle Lamhe Tum Kahan Aur Hum Kahan……!!
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Humne bhi sadke lutaaye they jee jaan se un par..
Kya maloom tha ae dost, ghame tanhaai ka yahi aagaaz hota hai……….
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Mat kar khaak k putley pe gharoor-0-beniazi itni…
Khud ko khudi mein jhaank kr dekh tujh mein rakha kya hai!
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Jo fursat mile to chand se Mere dard ki kahani poch lena,
Ek wohi to hai hamraaz mera tere so jany k baad.
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Hum se bewafai ki inteha kya pochtey ho???
woh hum se pyar seekti rahi kisi 0r k liye.
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Har waqt ka hasna tujhe barbaad na kar de ,,
Tanhayii ke lamhon mein kabhi ro bhi liya kar,,
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Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil k hawalay kar doon,
Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta…
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Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley To Vaada Hai Mera Tujhse,
Main Khud Duniya Se Keh Donga Kami Meri Wafa Main Thi.
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Us K Hath Par Apna Naam Dekha To Main Boht Khush Hua,
Wo Bare Masoom Se Lehjey Me Boli Tery Hum Naam oR Bhi Hain..!!!
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Janey Kis Gham Ko Chupaney Ki Tamanna Hai Usy..
Aaj Har Baat Pey Hansty Hue daikha Usko…!
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Tumharey baad baqi to Sab theek hai lakin,
Jahan dil tha kabhi .. Pehley ….wahan ab dard rehta hai.

Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui

Zindagi ki raho mein jo gham milenge,
Mere honsolon se kam milenge,
Jab chod degi duniya,
Wahan dost hum milenge.
Missing You.
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Dil kahta hain ki pathar pe likhu i miss you,
Or wo pathar tumhare ser pe de maru,
Taki tum he pata chale ki,
Tumhari yaad kitna dard deti hai.
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Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui,
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga,
Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
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Har khushi mai aap ki baat kartay hai
Ap salamat rehe ye faryad kartay hai
Ab ek sms mai kaise bataie ke
Hum ap ko kitna yaad kartay hain.
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki AE DOST!
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga…