Get the person you love most

Someone said, "It's hard to live alone, It's harder to choose someone to love
but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you have fallen in love
with someone who can never be yours
I replied, "and you know the best part is when you get the person you love the most
while other peoples still keep thinking it's not possible!!!"

Love is reason to live or leave life

Love is so strange..
sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!!
and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..??

I will be there for you

If the road ahead is not so easy, 
Our love will lead the way for us 
Like a guiding star 
I'll be there for you if you should need me 
You don't have to change a thing

Love you forever

Day & Night only your thought,
Other than you no one in my heart,
You are MY ANGEL that is a fact,
You have became beat of my heart,
Love you still my soul will depart….

You will be loved forever

Leave it once it'll will be left forever,
Get it once it'll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.

Love has its ups and downs

Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns.
Love leaves you pain, teaches u until you learn
and,
even if love takes so long,
it always takes you to where you belong.

Remember My Love

Time will always fly,
but our love will never die.
Keep in touch
and
remember me and my love.

I love you sms for your boyfriend/girlfriend

Dive in ma heart u can c ocean of love in it.
A boat of faith is w8in 4u 4a nonstop jouney in2 d core of ma heart.
I Love You

I would rain all day

If a raindrop would mean "I love you"
and you would ask me
how much I love you,
I bet you that it would rain all day.

An i love you sms for your loved one

I believe that GOD above
created u for me to love..
He picked u out from all the rest..
because He know I Love u the best..

An I love you sms

if i cud gift u sumthing in lyf 
i wud gift u d ability 2 c urself thru my eyes..
only den wud u realiz how special u r 2 me.
I love u swthrt..

A beautiful Love sms message

Love is dat ocean in which even if u get drown u wont call 4 help..
coz itz d suicide which u have committed 2 begin another new beautiful life

Funny sms jokes - Dhitarastra and Gandhari

Say who is guilty
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband ;)

Funny sms jokes - Dhitarastra and Gandhari

Dhitarastra - main bahut khush hoon priye, tumne mujhe 100 putra diye.
Gandhari - yeh samvab na hota swami aagar aap andhe na hote.

Son and mom - A funny sms message

son : aap papa k upar char k jump kyon karte h?
mom : papa k pet ki hawa nikal ne k liye.
son : kya faida, kamwali to papa ki pant khol k mukh se fir bhardeti hai.

A funny sms poetry

Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.

A damm funny conversation

Husband: Meri Biwi Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.


Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

A Funny Jokes

Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain ;-)

If a boy gives a love letter - funny jokes

If a boy gives a love letter to a gurl, pple call him "Loffer"
But if a gurl gives a letter to a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feeeeel da diffffference :)

Hindi funny sms

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Kamina Master ji

School mein master ji ne puchha - " Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain"
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : "Kami na"

A funny sms - Price of Banana peel

Cstmer : How much is that banana for?


Slsman : Rs.10


Cstmer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?


Slsman : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!


Cstmer : Ok I will buy the banana for Rs.4, but you can keep the peel!

One Day One Fool - A Funny Message

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool..!

Spaces between fingers - A Funny Jokes

Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers?


So that someone would come in your life..


hold your hand & say...






"LE BIDI PEE.."

Employee and boss - a funny conversation

EMPLOYEE- "BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO"


BOSS- "FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI"

Funny jokes - Teacher vs student

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?




STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA


TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

If someone passed any degree

If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?




Simple.......


Post Master

TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?

TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN

If dentists make films,wt the names will be-

If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

I.Q. Test: Char zero ek saat likho

I.Q. Test:
Char zero ek saat likho
.
.
.
Likha?
.
kaise?
.
0000 aise likha?
.
.
.
Fail...
.
.
Correct Ans "4017"
.
Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya,
sab pani mein..

U r a nice person.

1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.






Cant solve it??? pass on

Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt...

Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt...
God made some perfect heads..
on d rest he put hair to hide his mistakes.

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
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No its not you... 


Why do u always think u r a monkey?

Wo Shaks To Zara Si Bat .....

wish that God would hold u tite.

I wish that God would hold u tite.
 i hope that angels will keep u in site.
 Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
 i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tight!

GOOD MORNING

Hello, wakup, Receive my simple
 gift of "GOOD MORNING" wrapped with sincerity,
 tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe
 and happy all day long! Take Care!

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..


"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

Accept Every Victory With A Humble Heart

Accept Every Victory With A Humble Heart
And
Every Defeat With A Gracious Mind
Is The Best Way To Live In This World


"Win Or Loss" Life Has To Go On

Birthday is A Million Moments

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, 
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

Police wale ne carwale ko roka

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"


car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"


pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."


uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."


Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Four candles were talking to each other

Four candles were talking to each other


1st-"I am PEACE, no one needs me" & it went off..
2nd-"I am FAITH, nobody believes in me" & it went off..
3rd-"I am LOVE, nobody cares for me" & it went off..
4th-"I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!"


Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. but never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed :)

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P

Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki,

Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki,
Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki,
Beshak apni manzil tk jana h,
Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki...